Funny Quotes on Procrastination

“Procrastination isn’t the problem. It’s the solution. It’s the universe’s way of saying stop, slow down, you move too fast. ”
– Ellen DeGeneres

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. –Anonymous

“Procrastination is my sin. It brings me nothing but sorrow. I know that I should stop it. In fact, I will–tomorrow!” –Gloria Pitzer

“Tomorrow is the busiest day of the year.” -Spanish Proverb

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” ~Mark Twain

“The best part about procrastination is that you are never bored, because you have all kinds of things that you should be doing.”
-Anonymous

“Someday is not a day of the week.” -Anonymous

“If it weren’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.” -Rita Brown

“Warning: dates on this calendar are closer than they appear.” ~Anonymous

“Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.”
~Robert Benchley