Saturday, June 24, 2017

Funny Exercise Quotes

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If you can smile while exercising, you may need your meds adjusted.

~ Del Hickson

That’s not sweat , It’s my fat crying.

Of course I’m in shape . Isn’t round a shape?”

Exercise… the poor person’s plastic surgery.

God must love calories, because he made so many.

When ever I feel like exercising I lie down until the feeling goes away.

Some people get their exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle and pushing their luck.

Whenever I say the word “Exercise” I wash mouth out with chocolate.

I love dieting and exercising so much that I gave it up for Lent.

I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.

I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.

~Neil Armstrong

I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?

~Jarod Kintz

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