Funny Exercise Quotes
If you can smile while exercising, you may need your meds adjusted.
~ Del Hickson
That’s not sweat , It’s my fat crying.
Of course I’m in shape . Isn’t round a shape?”
Exercise… the poor person’s plastic surgery.
God must love calories, because he made so many.
When ever I feel like exercising I lie down until the feeling goes away.
Some people get their exercise jumping to conclusions, flying off the handle and pushing their luck.
Whenever I say the word “Exercise” I wash mouth out with chocolate.
I love dieting and exercising so much that I gave it up for Lent.
I have to exercise in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing.
I believe that every human has a finite amount of heartbeats. I don’t intend to waste any of mine running around doing exercises.
I love sleepwalking, because when else would I get to combine exercise and rest?