Saturday, October 21, 2017

Top Ten Funny Stress Quotes

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Did you know that April is Stress Awareness month?

According to many surveys, chronic stress is one of the major sources of frustration and unhappiness. It can even shorten your telomeres and age you prematurely. If you are too busy to take a vacation or even slip away for a relaxing walk, then you need instant stress relief. One of the quickest antidotes to stress is wholesome humor. The following funny quotes will hopefully make you laugh and reduce your stress level:

“I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.”

-Jennifer Yane

“There cannot be a stressful crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”

-Henry Kissinger

“Stressed is desserts spelled backwards. Coincidence? I think not!”

-Anonymous

“We must have a pie. Stress cannot exist in the presence of a pie.”

-David Mamet

“The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you’re still a rat.”

-Lily Tomlin

“Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it.”

-Jane Wagner

“Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.”

-John De Paola

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn’t ask me, I’d still have to say it.

-George F. Burns

“For fast-acting relief try slowing down.”

-Lily Tomlin

“Stress: The confusion created when one’s mind overrides the body’s basic desire to give a wedgie to some bozo who desperately deserves it”

-Anonymous

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